It’s been a life long goal of mine to hear a brilliant Brit tell me how brilliant I am. I had a big problem to solve first though. I had to meet a brilliant Brit. This would take grit. I started my search many years ago by traveling to distant lands hoping for a diverse culture that would land me among a traveler from the UK. But I gave up after several trips to Omaha and Fargo. No luck there for some reason. Next, I started going to local Irish pubs. That didn’t work either.